OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED
THE REASON PANTY’S WEAPON IS A GUN IS BECAUSE IN ANIMES WHEN YOU SEE A CHARACTER’S UNDERWEAR IT’S CALLED A PANTY SHOT
I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW WHY DIDN’T I REALISE THIS SOONER
Motherfucker.
(via triptrippy)
u ain't got no chex mix
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dont ya wwish your girlfriend wwas hot like me
dont ya wwish your girlfriend wwas a freak like me
dont ya
WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THESE OMF
(via dorkstrider)
im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:
god dammit rose
oh god I’m trying to figure out how this could possibly relate to Cinderella cause it’s an obvious reference but I don’t understand why it’s being made…
“When the clock strikes twelve, the spell will be broken.”
…The song to which Gamzee killed Equius was called Midnight Calliope…
(via fukawatoukoh-deactivated2013022)
Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.
She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.
One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.
Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.
The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.
(via connie-lingus)
WHY ISNT THERE A HUGE FANDOM FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
no really tho why not that fandom would be fucking awesome, everyone would be volunteer fire fighters and would have the fucking eye tattoos on their ankles and talk in couplets
dont pretend you don’t get the references
because i know
you
do
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